trisha paytas burned her arms from having anal sex on the floor #goals
The Goddesses of Big Brother: BB16 Edition. I felt obligated to add Crustine because believe it or not she is not part of the male species, which may surprise you but it’s the truth.
I dedicate this to the travesty that is BB16. (inspired by candiestewart)
EDIT: I’m aware, I forgot to add the H on Hearth, but I spent 4 hours on this so it’s easy to make a mistake!
but i respect my mutuals who like frankie cause im not a piece of horse shit that gets mad at people for liking contestants on a tv show
i lost three followers for frankie hate
I wanna watch the live feeds but I don’t wanna sit through 9 years of mayonnaise and adultery to get to the good stuff
but where is my fleshlight modeled after Frankie Grande’s chapped lips and dry asshole
when i close my eyes i see Jennifer Lawrence shoving that curling iron up her ass and hear President Snow yelling “HAPPY HUNGER GAMES”
it’s so hard to not be incredibly rude to the dumb customers at work